Masturbation
is to Valentine's Day
as
Incontinence is
to roller coasters
with vertical
loops.
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- To the owner of JohnMorse.com, via Email
- Evan Sadler (Or, Bad Santa)
- Antu Xie (Or, The Clown)
- God-DamnedRomantics,AlwaysFingeringMother Nature.W...
- “The light’s on,”Observed the morbidly obese detec...
- “I’m going to kill myself!”Shouted the acne-ridden...
- “You’ll do it and you’ll like it, woman,”Screamed ...
- The Coitus Collection, Pt. 2 (2006)
- Masturbationis to Valentine's DayasIncontinence is...
- The Coitus Collection, Pt. 1
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- Advice to the Weary
- Aw Hell Yeah
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- Gold chainsAre to fat men with hairy chestsAsOxyge...
- When I openedThe Blithedale Romanceby Nathaniel Ha...
- Human After All?
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