The Coitus Collection, Pt. 1

I can't believe
it's not
coitus.

Coitus
Coitus
Coitus
Ka-ka-ka-ka
Coitus-Coitus.

Fuck your diversified portfolio
and your future projections--

I've got my coitus.

Latte $4
Mocha $4
Double Espresso $4
Coitus $4
Santa Coitus $4
My Little Coitus $4
Clown Coitus $4
Coitus Flambe $4
The Criterion Coitus $4
Coitus Painting $4
Coitus Monster $4
Special Agent Coitus $4
Fuck My Coitus $4
Reverend Coitus $4
Spring Coitus $4
Coitusophoclesian Philosophy $4

If causation
is just
constant conjunction,

then coitus
is just
constant coitus.

("<3>The Natural History of Coitus, vol. 1, pp.1-878)

Sticky
itchy
coitus hoodie--
no thank you!

Found: Coitus gremlin.
V. irate
V. cute
approx 18" in height
300" in girth.

DO NOT FEED AFTER MIDNIGHT.

For Sale: Vintage Coitus (circa 1965)--
camper van
and
paraphernalia
for display only.

Coitus
in the sky-yyy
with Coitus.

Paper made from
the coitus tree
smells like
salmon.