Tuesday, January 29, 2008

To shock the girl sitting next to me (at the pubic library)...(Draft)

How do you feel

When the short Asian man
at the urinal to your left
begins to twitch like a vibrator
and beat off,
screaming,

"Yeah momma-momma!
Momma yeah!"

?

Or when the guy sitting next to you
in lecture
suffers a sphincter rebellion
and audibly lines the inside of his trousers
with a frothy mix of Chic-Fillet and Natural Light

?

Or when the drunken homeless man
succumbs to gravity
face first
and spits a brownish-green tooth
into your triple espresso

? ("Goal!" he shouts
with his hand on his forehead.)

I
feel
like writin' some poems.

2 comments:

Brittany said...

I feel...violated. And a little nauseous.

Which means...

writing more poems.

Skillet said...

I can't figure out how the part about the homeless guy is physically possible and that kind of fucks with me and makes it better.