So
True Story:

I'm walking out of Casey's
After buying a pack of
Newports
And a loiterer
Who was also an employee
Says:

"Hey,
I bet you smoke
W-e-e-d,
right?"

So
I said: "Why, yes,
On Occasion. Why
Do you ask?"

He replies:
"White kid smoking
Newports--dead giveaway!"

So I look at him and say:
"You do PCP?"

His response:
"How'd you know?"

I say:
"Because you're standing on a broken knee--
I can see the bone
Poking out."

And he says:
"Aw! You got me!"