Ratty's Poem

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To the man
who
folds,
fills,
and fries
my Crab Rangoon
at
Chinese Express:

You smell good.

The woman
couldn't remember
how the cactus got there,
But
she could remember
how she got it out
the last time.

This Shit's Fuckin' Triflen (Or, The Most Honest Post I've Ever Made)

In the elevator,
The the fat man read:
"Maximum capacity 3000 lbs."

Frowning,
he headed for the bathroom.

She Got Them Dick-Suckin' Lips

She wasn’t mad
Because her husband gave her
A half-eaten Ring-Pop
For their anniversary;
She was mad
Because he was wearing it
On his penis.

To the owner of JohnMorse.com, via Email

He hasn't responded yet, so I guess I'll keep sending them...

Email 1:
Subject: HAI!
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hi john morse i just want 2 rigt cuz yur fractils are so neat! and also becausem y name is also john morse!!! LOL. we should share website or sumthin!@

have a g00d d4y!!

-john morse also LOL


Email 2:
Subject: agin!
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againe ang again I am sending U an 3-mail and you are nt evr r3sp0nd. I think im very lucki to have you as a name partner!!!!!1 fhow do you spend yur fr33 time? i like to draw and paint and im tryin out to make yur fractils! there VERRRRY hard LOL!

LOL hhahah i love it all but it makes akym reallyl safd when you donat respond to 3-mail bekuz im a slower type an this takes me very lopng and im at the public librar and people are screeaming about use this comp to search for books LOL IU DONT REALLY READ HAHA DO YOU?

anjyway if you want me to help outw tih the site i cna do that for you because LOL we have thee same name we shud stick together u kno??

write back becaue im very so lnly !

-john morse also agin! LOL