If
Christmas ornaments
Come
Out of your twat
When you queef,
Then
Your problem
Is much greater
Than mine.

Grandpa
Always

Wondered
Why the penguins
In Antarctica
Never froze solid
Like popsicles.

He went there
To figure things out for himself.

He returned several months later
Tormented
And
Confused
And
Assured us
That it had
Nothing at all
To do with his penis

Which had broken off
On the third day.

It Do It Good Like

You say
Can't teach a ho' the internet

But I beg to differ.

I done it four times!

But maybe
It doesn't count
Cus' it was the same ho' all four times

And she puts all those trojans
on my 'puter

Instead of
my penis.

mmmmmmmmmf

Learn about recent discoveries in
drunken mature moms with dildo?

Must you?

A reliable method of
mmmmmf mmmmf mmmmmmmmmf
interracial sex
with
pigtailed teenies?

You need it?

Girls Gone Wild: Farm Edition?
Girls Gone Hog-Wild??

I don't need your
[sic]
balck dcik cuoplse!!!!!!!!!

I've got mouths to feed
AND
A house to pay for
AND
a whole trunk of good, clean
shit
in the attic.

Must I?
And by the way,
Mr. T.S.,
if he won't eat that peach,
some of these guys most certainly will.

Aya!!

Aya!!
Shouted the ninja.



Ungh!
Groaned the fat man
as he battled

A BIG OLE' TURD!



And the stalls came

Crashing

Down.

I got in trouble
for watching pornography
in the library

...
but that was nothing
compared to the trouble I got in
for what I did
At the petting zoo.

They say that
Dogs are color-blind

But if that were true

How could my dog tell the difference
Between my nuts
And my dick?